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Full solo experience: tutorial, AI duels, replay viewer, and MJPEG export of your finest matches up to 4K.
- Local collection & saves
- Replay video export
- Tutorial with no rewards, no saves — pure learning
HASHED BYTE PRESENTS // COLLECTIBLE CARD GAME · v0.9.7
Assemble a 9-slot rig from 300 authentic desktop-age cards across two collectible sets — the Alpha set and the new Everyday Machines expansion — push it through the BattleDesk Benchmark Laboratory's gauntlet, and be the first player to 10 Performance Counters.
01 // HOW TO PLAY
Every duel starts at an empty desk. Draft a 60-card deck — at least one of every required Part — and build a working rig one slot at a time. Sockets must match, rails must hold, and every watt is accounted for.
CPUREQ
MOTHERBOARDREQ
RAMREQ
GPUOPT
PSUREQ
DISPLAYOPT
CASEREQ
STORAGEREQ
02 // THE WIN CONDITION
Founded in 1970, the BattleDesk Benchmark Laboratory issues one decree: “If it isn't reproducible, it isn't a result.” Play Benchmarks against your rig, score Performance Counters, and reach 10 counters first to win the duel.
03 // THE COLLECTION
Two collectible sets span the whole Desktop Age — from 1971's first microprocessors to today's ray-tracing monsters. The Alpha set (200 cards: 100 Parts, 100 Benchmarks) and the new Everyday Machines expansion (100 Parts — office boxes, home towers, and keyboards that earned their space). Every one a piece of a fictional hardware universe that never shipped a single real chip. Browse the full database →
CLICK A CARD FOR THE FULL READOUT
04 // THE UNIVERSE
Every card belongs to a fictional hardware universe, complete with its own foundries, feuds, and failed launches. No real company. All the vibes.
Dr. Otto Renner convenes the BattleDesk Benchmark Laboratory. Three workload families. One decree: reproducibility or nothing.
From a watchmaker's shop, Pioneer Microcircuits International starts the Desktop Age — and the PMI↔Frontier rivalry is already warming up.
A former PMI sales engineer founds Frontier Micro Devices. The challenger never needs the most expensive board.
A misrouted fax briefly links Stonebridge Computing and Stonebridge Computers. Pure coincidence — canonically locked, no relationship, ever.
Founded by an unnamed pit crew, Voidrunner builds displays that refuse to wait for the next frame.
A long mask revision. PMI goes dark on the modern era — and the comeback arc is still unwritten.
The desk goes domestic: office boxes, home towers, and the keyboards that typed it all. The second collectible set, straight from the card studio.
New cards keep coming off the line — drafted, critiqued, and approved by the studio pipeline.
05 // THE ECONOMY
Earn Bench Credits in duels, crack open booster packs (1–25, always atomic), sell spare copies back to the market, or trade up exactly ten identical spares for one card of the next tier. Your collection is yours — offline or online.
06 // GET THE GAME
Full solo experience: tutorial, AI duels, replay viewer, and MJPEG export of your finest matches up to 4K.
Gather the squad. Host-authoritative ENet matches over your network — Duel, FFA, and Arena, with full-state integrity on every commit.
Server-authoritative play with a real economy: identity, ledger, marketplace, and auction house. Signed builds, mandatory updates, no cheats.
Play instantly — the 0.9.7 web build runs right in your browser, no install, on any machine. Same cards, same benchmarks, straight to the desk.
DESKTOP: GRAB THE LAUNCHER — IT INSTALLS, VERIFIES (SHA-256 + RSA), AND UPDATES THE GAME · MOBILE: APK / IPA DIRECT · NO SERVER DOWNLOADS HERE
07 // FAQ
A collectible PC-building strategy card game by Hashed Byte. You draft parts, assemble a working rig under compatibility and power constraints, then run benchmark cards to score Performance Counters. First to 10 wins.
60 cards, with at least one of every required Part (CPU, Motherboard, RAM, Case, PSU, Storage). You open with a 5-card hand safeguarded to include required Parts — a bricked opener is not a thing.
Build a rig that passes its checks, then play Benchmarks against it. Each completed benchmark scores Performance Counters (weighted by your parts' compute, memory, and display stats). Reach 10 first and the desk is yours.
No. The economy runs on in-game Bench Credits earned through play: welcome grants, match rewards, selling spares, and the 10-copy trade-up ladder. There is no cash shop.
Yes — three ways. Offline solo, LAN matches (Duel / FFA / Arena, host-authoritative), and server-authoritative online play with a persistent collection, marketplace, and auction house.
The second collectible set: 100 new Parts (15 CPUs, 14 motherboards, 14 RAM, 14 storage, 10 cases, 10 PSUs, 10 GPUs, 7 displays, 6 keyboards) covering the everyday desk — office boxes, home towers, and the keyboards that typed it all. It joins the 200-card Alpha set — 302 cards in total with the two Card Studio prints.
Yes — live now. Hit ▶ Play in browser in the hero, or the BROWSER card in the downloads section, and you're dueling with no install. Note: browser play is offline-solo; LAN and online modes need the desktop build.
Windows, Linux, and macOS via the BattleDesk Launcher — it installs the game, verifies every update (SHA-256 + RSA signature), and keeps you on the latest build. Android (APK) and iOS (unsigned IPA for sideloading) download directly. Browser play is on the way.
No. Every manufacturer in BattleDesk — PMI, Frontier, Aster, Galecrest, Voidrunner, and the rest — is fictional. The Desktop Age they occupy is an alternate history that never shipped a single real chip.